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<FONT SIZE=+3><CENTER>The X-Rated Nightmare FAQ</CENTER></FONT>
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<HR>
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<FONT SIZE=-1><CENTER>
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<P>
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<TABLE><TR VALIGN=TOP><TD WIDTH=45%><FONT SIZE=-1>
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Here's a compilation of some emails, picked more or less randomly from my
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mail folders. Maybe it's interesting to read them, and it should explain
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why I've first encoded my email address into hex-format (<FONT SIZE=-2>6E 6F
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63 61 73 68 40 77 6F 72 6B 2E 64 65</FONT>), and then (as that didn't help much)
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completely gave up the nocash@work.de address, and got myself a new non-public
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address which isn't listed in the readme, help text, webpage, or elsewhere.
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</TD><TD WIDTH=5%></TD><TD WIDTH=45%><FONT SIZE=-1>
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That mails quickly became a annoying major problem, I have tried to read
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that junk for years, probably lost half of my brain and hundreds of important
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mails among that garbage, and silently cursed those idiots. On the other hand,
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most of them probably didn't knew how much I did suffer under their 'harmless'
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questions, and most are probably just children whom asked for help.
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</TD></TR></TABLE>
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<P>
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<TABLE><TR><TD WIDTH=95%><FONT SIZE=-1>
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Well, I am completly tortured, but not really angry. To avoid that somebody
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else reads the messages below and sends spam or angry mails to that guys I've
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overwritten all names and email addresses, but beside for that I didn't
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change the message content, it's not censored, and contains 100% authentic
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bullshit, read on own risk!
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</TD></TR></TABLE>
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<P>
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<TABLE BORDER=1 WIDTH=550 BGCOLOR=#FFFFFF><TR><TD><FONT COLOR=#000000 SIZE=+0><PRE>
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<B>Subject: work</B>
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<B> Date: </B>Sun, 21 Feb 1999 09:24:13 EST
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<B> From: </B>Xxxxxxxxxx@aol.com
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<B> To: </B>nocash@work.de
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mine says when i click on blue i downloaded it thAT IT CAN NOT BE FOUND
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</TD></TR></TABLE><P>
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Maybe it'd help if you'd threw blue inTO THE TOILET...?<P>
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<TABLE BORDER=1 WIDTH=550 BGCOLOR=#FFFFFF><TR><TD><FONT COLOR=#000000 SIZE=+0><PRE>
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<B>Subject: Help</B>
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<B> Date: </B>Thu, 18 Mar 1999 17:13:03 +1100
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<B> From: </B>"<Type your name here>" <xxx@netlink.com.au>
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<B> To: </B>nocash@work.de
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YOU SUCK, TRYING TO SCAM A SUPER NES CONTROLLER you dont need it to make
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a fu<king emulator and you dont need cash or comics or coffe or a pocket
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gameboy e-mail me how you need them and i will not call you a piece of
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shit
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</TD></TR></TABLE><P>
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Dear Mister 'Type your name here', I am very pleased to meet you, too.<P>
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<TABLE BORDER=1 WIDTH=550 BGCOLOR=#FFFFFF><TR><TD><FONT COLOR=#000000 SIZE=+0><PRE>
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<B>Subject: NOEMS</B>
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<B> Date: </B>Mon, 22 Feb 1999 17:57:55 EST
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<B> From: </B>XxxxxxXXX@aol.com
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<B> To: </B>Nocash@work.de
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Dear Sir;
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I have just downloaded the Game Boy emulator, and I need some help with it.
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The "readme" said that I need to remove "NOEMS," but I do not know how. So,
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could you tell me how? I would appreciate a response to this E-mail, ASAP.
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Thank you very much.
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Xxxxxxxxx X. Xxxxxxxx.
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</TD></TR></TABLE><P>
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Okay, first of all, are you sure that you have downloaded NOEMS already?<P>
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<TABLE BORDER=1 WIDTH=550 BGCOLOR=#FFFFFF><TR><TD><FONT COLOR=#000000 SIZE=+0><PRE>
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<B>Subject: bogus website</B>
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<B> Date: </B>Sun, 7 Feb 1999 11:18:04 EST
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<B> From: </B>XXXXXXXX@aol.com
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<B> To: </B>nocash@work.de
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I have tryed just about every website for the no$cashgmb but I cant find it
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and your website said you had it and you did'nt you should take off the icon
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if you don't have it
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</TD></TR></TABLE><P>
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Maybe my friend has it, but he won't give it to you.<P>
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<TABLE BORDER=1 WIDTH=550 BGCOLOR=#FFFFFF><TR><TD><FONT COLOR=#000000 SIZE=+0><PRE>
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<B>Subject: emulator problems</B>
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<B> Date: </B>Tue, 23 Feb 1999 16:37:54 EST
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<B> From: </B>Xxxxxxxxx@aol.com
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<B> To: </B>nocash@work.de
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Hi I have emulator problems with my gameboy. I can not get pokemon red or
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blue version to work for it. I hope that you can send me another emulator
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gameboy and pokemon red and blue version so that it will work. Thanks for
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listening. Bye
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</TD></TR></TABLE><P>
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Alright, I'll make a new emulator for you and mail it as soon as possible.<P>
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<TABLE BORDER=1 WIDTH=550 BGCOLOR=#FFFFFF><TR><TD><FONT COLOR=#000000 SIZE=+0><PRE>
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<B>Subject: help me</B>
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<B> Date: </B>Mon, 22 Feb 1999 19:39:07 -0500
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<B> From: </B>xxxxxxx xxxxx >xxxxxx@bellsouth.net>
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<B> To: </B>nocash@work.de
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yes i got the game and the emulator and it tells me (mmsystem281 could
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not be played. check the file name or install a driver that supports
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this type of file) help me please!!!!!
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</TD></TR></TABLE><P>
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Ah yes, did you try unzipping it with MS Paint rather than Media Player?<P>
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<TABLE BORDER=1 WIDTH=550 BGCOLOR=#FFFFFF><TR><TD><FONT COLOR=#000000 SIZE=+0><PRE>
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<B>Subject:</B>
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<B> Date: </B>Tue, 23 Feb 1999 18:29:09 PST
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<B> From: </B>"Xxxxx Xxxxxxxxx" <xxxxxxxxx@hotmail.com>
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<B> To: </B>nocash@work.de
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hey can you please help me I got the pokemon blue game
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and when I click on the gmb icon it says:
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Increct system version
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Run windows systen setup program again
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What should I do?
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</TD></TR></TABLE><P>
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Maybe run windows setup again?<P>
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<TABLE BORDER=1 WIDTH=550 BGCOLOR=#FFFFFF><TR><TD><FONT COLOR=#000000 SIZE=+0><PRE>
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<B>Subject: Emulator trouble</B>
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<B> Date: </B>Tue, 23 Feb 1999 21:51:17 EST
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<B> From: </B>Xxxxxxxxxx@aol.com
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<B> To: </B>nocash@work.de
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Wut is PKUNZIP.exe ??????
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</TD></TR></TABLE><P>
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Don't know, sounds like my latest PoKemon game.<P>
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<TABLE BORDER=1 WIDTH=550 BGCOLOR=#FFFFFF><TR><TD><FONT COLOR=#000000 SIZE=+0><PRE>
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<B>Subject: Money</B>
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<B> Date: </B>Tue, 23 Feb 1999 22:07:36 -0600
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<B> From: </B>"X Xxxx" <xxxxxx@earthlink.net>
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<B> To: </B><nocash@work.de>
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LISTEN YOU FUCKER, KEEP YOU DAMN OPINIONS TO YOURSELF. HOW DARE
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YOU CURSE AT THE LORD!!!!!
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LOOK HERE BUDDY I GOT A COUPLE OF THINGS TO SAY TO YOU:
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1. YOUR PROGRAM IS A PEICE OF SHIT, IT WONT RUN FOR NOBODY
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2. YOU SAY YOUR SOME POOR ASS LOSER...HAHA FUCK YOU, LIAR
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3. DONT YOU EVER CURSE ABOUT JESUS...
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Now that thats off my chest...... I feel better
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BUT I WILL NEVER FEEL GOOD TORWARDS YOU
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</TD></TR></TABLE><P>
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I HAVE NOW REALIZED THAT THE LORD LOVES ME MORE THAN HIS IRON DICK<P>
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<TABLE BORDER=1 WIDTH=550 BGCOLOR=#FFFFFF><TR><TD><FONT COLOR=#000000 SIZE=+0><PRE>
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<B>Subject: I NEED HELP</B>
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<B> Date: </B>Thu, 10 Jun 1999 16:04:37 EDT
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<B> From: </B>XxxxXxxxXX@aol.com
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<B> To: </B>nocash@work.de
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Hi,
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I just downloaded you Gameboy emulator and i'm having mad trouble
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with it. I have no idea what to do. Can you help me. Please E-Mail me at
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"XxxxXxxxXX@aol.com" thanx a lot
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</TD></TR></TABLE><P>
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Thanks to your detailed description it should be no problem to fix it.<P>
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<TABLE BORDER=1 WIDTH=550 BGCOLOR=#FFFFFF><TR><TD><FONT COLOR=#000000 SIZE=+0><PRE>
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<B>Subject: please send...</B>
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<B> Date: </B>Fri, 11 Jun 1999 11:58:04 EDT
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<B> From: </B>XXXXXXXXX6@aol.com
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<B> To: </B>nocash@work.de
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please send me yellow
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</TD></TR></TABLE><P>
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Careful, careful, or I'll really give you <I>yellow</I> right into your face.<P>
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<TABLE BORDER=1 WIDTH=550 BGCOLOR=#FFFFFF><TR><TD><FONT COLOR=#000000 SIZE=+0><PRE>
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<B>Subject: HELP</B>
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<B> Date: </B>Fri, 11 Jun 1999 14:29:17 -0700
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<B> From: </B>Xxxxx Xxxxxxxxx <xxxxxxxxxxxx@earthlink.net>
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<B> To: </B>nocash@work.de
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Can you give me instructions on how to install emm386, ems, please!
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</TD></TR></TABLE><P>
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No, you won't understand it, go away.<P>
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<TABLE BORDER=1 WIDTH=550 BGCOLOR=#FFFFFF><TR><TD><FONT COLOR=#000000 SIZE=+0><PRE>
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<B>Subject: Hello</B>
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<B> Date: </B>Sun, 4 Oct 1998 21:40:41 -0400
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<B> From: </B>"Xxxxxxx Xxx" <xxxxxxxx@yahoo.com>
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<B> To: </B><nocash@work.de>
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Hello, I'm Xxxxxxx (Xxxxxx) and I want you to send me E-Mails when you get
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new stuff. Thank You!
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</TD></TR></TABLE><P>
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Sure thing, I'll let you know then I get hot stuff.<P>
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<TABLE BORDER=1 WIDTH=550 BGCOLOR=#FFFFFF><TR><TD><FONT COLOR=#000000 SIZE=+0><PRE>
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<B>Subject: Damaged Key</B>
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<B> Date: </B>Mon, 20 Dec 1999 17:16:05 +0800
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<B> From: </B>XxxxxXxxxXX <xxxxx@doctor.net.au>
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<B> To: </B>nocash@work.de
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I gave you $10 aus dollars in exchange for the No$Gmb Licence key
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I got a reply in the email with the key i have used that key for a while
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now then when i recently downloaded The newest version of No$gmb it says
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the key is damaged but it still works on the old No$cash can you please
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send me a working copy for the V2.3a
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Thanx and your emulater is the best
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<TABLE WIDTH=350 BGCOLOR=#808080><TR><TD><TABLE BORDER=1 WIDTH=340 BGCOLOR=#C0C0C0><TR><TD>
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Attachment: <U>Licence.key</U><BR>
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Content: Slightly modified stolen 'Ghostcow' registration key</TD></TR></TABLE></TD></TR></TABLE>
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</TD></TR></TABLE><P>
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Needless to say that I never heard of these guys, nor that they did register.<P>
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<B>Subject: Try it</B>
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<B> Date: </B>Sat, 19 Feb 2000 20:09:39 -0500
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<B> From: </B>"Xxx" <xxxx@snoopymail.com>
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<B> To: </B>xxxxxxx@xxxxxxxx.xxxxx.xxx.xx
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Dear Friend:
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This is an invitation for my personal friends to become lenders in
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the Liberty International Foundation.
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The minimum to participate is $1000 US which generates $10,000 after
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six months paid to you by cashier's check.
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[...]
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</TD></TR></TABLE><P>
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Dear friend, would you please go and bother the Lord?<P>
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<B>Subject: hgb</B>
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<B> Date: </B>Thu, 17 Feb 2000 14:32:51 -0500
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<B> From: </B>Xxxx <xxxxxxx@sinfo.net>
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<B> To: </B>nocash@work.de
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I have a question.....
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The hgb emulator is your???
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why it dont have a guide??? i need to know how can i play with two game
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boys (cable link) with the hgb emulator...
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!!Please i need to know!! email me if you know.... and thanks
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</TD></TR></TABLE><P>
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No sorry, mine is hzt, which is yours?<P>
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<B>Subject: you are a idiot</B>
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<B> Date: </B>Mon, 12 Jun 2000 22:23:51 -0400
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<B> From: </B>xxxxx@directo.cl
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tu eres realmente un maldito idiota y tu emulador apesta hijo de puta.
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eri un culiao eri un aweonao gigante
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you are a real idiot
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and your emulator sucks
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you are a fucking boy and stupid son of a bich
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you are the most stupid gay in the funcking world
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you mather is a bich and all your family SUCKS.
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senkay kinshan haya
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ERI UN HIJO DE PUTA CULIAO CHUPAME LA QUE CUELGA MARACO
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</TD></TR></TABLE><P>
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Que madito la apesta eri un culiao?<P>
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<B>Subject:</B>
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<B> Date: </B>Tue, 1 Feb 2000 09:44:58 +0800
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<B> From: </B>"Xxx Xxxx Xxx" <xxxxx@tm.net.my>
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<B> To: </B><nocash@work.de>
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how do i download no$gmb?
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You can't.<P>
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<TABLE BORDER=1 WIDTH=550 BGCOLOR=#FFFFFF><TR><TD><FONT COLOR=#000000 SIZE=+0><PRE>
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Subject: Upcode???
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Date: Wed, 15 Sep 1999 19:20:10 -0500
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From: "Xxxxxx Xxxxxxx" <Xxxxxxx@kconline.com>
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To: <nocash@work.de>
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When I run the program it says I dont have an "upcode". The game is
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Pokemon and if you dont know it where can I find it? Reply to
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xxxxxxxxxx@yahoo.com .
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thanks.
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Does it also say that you don't have a delight overflow?<P>
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Subject: Can't get out of dos
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Date: Wed, 14 Jul 1999 03:09:25 EDT
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From: XXXXXXXXXX@aol.com
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To: nocash@work.de
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Could you please help me. I was playing pokemon pinball in dos mode and i
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tried to quit out of it. Now every time that i start up my computer pokemon
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pinball also starts. could you please help me on how to work it in windows
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and get back to windows. I would also like to know how the gameshark works.
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Thanks a lot!
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</TD></TR></TABLE><P>
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Great idea! Hey, I could also make it translate to arabic, what do you think?<P>
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<TABLE BORDER=1 WIDTH=550 BGCOLOR=#FFFFFF><TR><TD><FONT COLOR=#000000 SIZE=+0><PRE>
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<B>Subject: Registrition Key</B>
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<B> Date: </B>Thu, 1 Jun 2000 17:36:44 EDT
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<B> From: </B>XxxXxxXxxx@aol.com
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<B> To: </B>nocash@work.de
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I have this registration, witch I paid for, for No$GMB 2.1 and I recently
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downloaded NO$GMB 2.2a and I cut and pasted the registration.key to that
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folder but it says illegal or damaged registration key and I did get it from
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sending money (first I tried a while ago to download an illegal one but it
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did not' work so I sent money to you) So can you repair or send me the
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updated one for free via e-mail. Thanks
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Xxxx
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P.s. I enclosed the dameged/or NO$GMB 2.1 registration key.
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<TABLE WIDTH=350 BGCOLOR=#808080><TR><TD><TABLE BORDER=1 WIDTH=340 BGCOLOR=#C0C0C0><TR><TD>
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Attachment: <U>Licence.key</U><BR>
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Content: Stolen 'Ghostcow' registration key</TD></TR></TABLE></TD></TR></TABLE>
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</TD></TR></TABLE><P>
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Okay, I will send one for free, or maybe I can directly upload it into a newsgroup?<P>
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<B>Subject: It's about pokemon</B>
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<B> Date: </B>Tue, 23 Feb 1999 19:23:19 EST
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<B> From: </B>XXXXxxxxx@aol.com
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<B> To: </B>nocash@work.de
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Sorry to bother you but it still won't work it says not enough memory and i
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don't know what you mean when you tell in readme to check something please
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help me thank you
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</TD></TR></TABLE><P>
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I just meant what I said.<P>
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<B>Subject: damaged register key</B>
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<B> Date: </B>Sat, 11 Mar 2000 13:13:22 -0800
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<B> From: </B>"Xxxxxx" <xxxxxxx@wa.freei.net>
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<B> To: </B><nocash@work.de>
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i got this from you a while ago and my freind was messing with when i was
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helping my mother with something and it said that the key was damaged or
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illegally owned i also think it maybe because i dowloaded the 2.4 verson
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and i started to have problems with it at about then so. i would aprtiate
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it if you could please it and return it.
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<TABLE WIDTH=350 BGCOLOR=#808080><TR><TD><TABLE BORDER=1 WIDTH=340 BGCOLOR=#C0C0C0><TR><TD>
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Attachment: <U>Licence.key</U><BR>
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Content: Stolen 'Ghostcow' registration key</TD></TR></TABLE></TD></TR></TABLE>
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</TD></TR></TABLE><P>
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It isn't damaged, it's just that blooksuckers like you may not use version 2.4, nor any other no$gmb versions.<P>
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<B>Subject: Damage key</B>
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<B> Date: </B>Wed, 29 Mar 2000 16:25:09 -0800
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<B> From: </B>"Xxxxxx Xxxxxxxxx" <xxxxxxx@gateway.net>
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<B> To: </B><nocash@work.de>
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The key that I have is damage, see if you can help me out because it won't
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work for my emulator.
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<TABLE WIDTH=350 BGCOLOR=#808080><TR><TD><TABLE BORDER=1 WIDTH=340 BGCOLOR=#C0C0C0><TR><TD>
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Attachment: <U>Licence.key</U><BR>
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Content: Stolen 'Ghostcow' registration key</TD></TR></TABLE></TD></TR></TABLE>
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</TD></TR></TABLE><P>
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You've stolen the key, and the message says "illegal or damaged", is that so difficult to understand?<P>
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<B>Subject: it doesn't work</B>
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<B> Date: </B>Wed, 24 May 2000 21:20:02 EDT
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<B> From: </B>Xxxxxxxxx@aol.com
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<B> To: </B>nocash@work.de
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My emulater doesn't work. I've tried everything and nothing happens. What's
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wrong?
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</TD></TR></TABLE><P>
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Yes.<P>
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<B>Subject: Postage</B>
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<B> Date: </B>Fri, 6 Feb 1998 16:22:27 -0000
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<B> From: </B>"Xxx" <xxxxxx@email.msn.com>
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<B> To: </B><nocash@work.de>
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Would a post from the USA get to you if using US stamps
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Or would i need stamps from Germany ?
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Thanks Xxx xxxxxx@email.msn.com
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</TD></TR></TABLE><P>
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I think you must first fly to germany, and then put it into german mail ;-)<P>
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<TABLE BORDER=1 WIDTH=550 BGCOLOR=#FFFFFF><TR><TD><FONT COLOR=#000000 SIZE=+0><PRE>
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<B>Subject: Damaged Registration Key</B>
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<B> Date: </B>Mon, 06 Dec 1999 08:55:26 GMT
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<B> From: </B>"Xx xx" <xxxxxxxx_xxx@hotmail.com>
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<B> To: </B>nocash@work.de
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Martin Korth,
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I registered your product at the start of the year. Just today a went to
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your site and downloaded the newest version. But when I go into your program
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it says that it is an illegal or damaged registration key. I have attached
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my key as it says in the readme file (readme.txt). I have NOT obtained this
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key illegally. I hope you can fix my problem.
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>From Xxxx
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mailto: xxxxxxxx_xxx@hotmail.com
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<TABLE WIDTH=350 BGCOLOR=#808080><TR><TD><TABLE BORDER=1 WIDTH=340 BGCOLOR=#C0C0C0><TR><TD>
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Attachment: <U>Licence.zip</U><BR>
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Content: Stolen 'Ghostcow' registration key</TD></TR></TABLE></TD></TR></TABLE>
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</TD></TR></TABLE><P>
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Yes, yes, of course you haven't stolen it illegally.<P>
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<TABLE BORDER=1 WIDTH=550 BGCOLOR=#FFFFFF><TR><TD><FONT COLOR=#000000 SIZE=+0><PRE>
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<B>Subject: Japanese</B>
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<B> Date: </B>Mon, 2 Aug 1999 21:38:51 -0500
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<B> From: </B>"Xxxx Xxxxx" <xxxxxxx@execpc.com>
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<B> To: </B><nocash@work.de>
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The pokemon game is in Japanese.
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IM NOT JAPANESE. why.
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Write back xxxxxxx@execpc.com
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</TD></TR></TABLE><P>
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<Sigh><P>
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<TABLE BORDER=1 WIDTH=550 BGCOLOR=#FFFFFF><TR><TD><FONT COLOR=#000000 SIZE=+0><PRE>
|
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<B>Subject: I am the Devil</B>
|
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<B> Date: </B>Tue, 19 Oct 1999 22:45:27 +1000
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<B> From: </B><xxxxxxx@telstra.easymail.com.au>
|
||
<B> To: </B>[Undisclosed Recipients]
|
||
|
||
I am the Devil! (and you are Death)
|
||
|
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How is the people I decided to send an email to. I have nothing
|
||
interesting to say, but what I like to do is write email's to the people
|
||
I know so that I get an email back making me look important in-front of
|
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my friends! Everyone write to me!
|
||
|
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Xxxxxxx Xxxxxxx
|
||
-The Devil
|
||
</TD></TR></TABLE><P>
|
||
Good luck!<P>
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|
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<TABLE BORDER=1 WIDTH=550 BGCOLOR=#FFFFFF><TR><TD><FONT COLOR=#000000 SIZE=+0><PRE>
|
||
<B>Subject: your gay little pokemon emulator doesnt work!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!</B>
|
||
<B> Date: </B>Wed, 03 Nov 1999 21:06:53 CST
|
||
<B> From: </B>"Xxxxx Xxxxx" <xxxxxxxxxx@hotmail.com>
|
||
<B> To: </B>nocash@work.de
|
||
|
||
Im never downloading anything of yours until you fix my emulator
|
||
</TD></TR></TABLE><P>
|
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Fine, that'll be a big relief.<P>
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<HR>
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All right, that's it.<P>
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|
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<TABLE><TR><TD WIDTH=45%><FONT SIZE=-1>
|
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Whew, you got through it, read all messages, and your brain has survived the
|
||
procedure? Congrats! Now that's been just the usual amount that arrived
|
||
within two days. If you still say that it's funny, and/or became boring - then
|
||
imagine how it feels when you get 10,000 of these mails...
|
||
</TD><TD WIDTH=5%></TD><TD WIDTH=45%><FONT SIZE=-1>
|
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However, now please don't think that <I>all</I> no$gmb users are annoying idiots
|
||
and lamers - I'd suspect that the majority <I>are</I> idiots and/or lamers - but
|
||
nevertheless I've also got a couple of very helpful detailed bug reports, and
|
||
some very (very) friendly, intelligent, and highly motivating comments.
|
||
</TD></TR></TABLE>
|
||
<P>
|
||
PS: In case that some people didn't understand what I've been talking about:
|
||
The above are questions that I do not, did not, will not, and would not
|
||
reply to - even if you'd have my new email address, please go and bother
|
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somebody else.
|
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<P>
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<HR>
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