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<p><span class="pretendo">Pretendo Network</span> is now</p>
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<h1>Power up now with one easy click!
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<h1>What is Nintendo Switch Online + Legacy Pack?</h1>
<p>Nintendo Switch Online + Legacy Pack is the new membership that gives you access to all first-party online servers for Nintendo Wii U and Nintendo 3DS, with no added costs
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<p>Experience the Nintendo Wii U's infinite
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library of first party games like never before, with fan-favorite titles such as Mario Kart 8 and Super Mario Maker making a return, and challenge your friends on the go with the Nintendo 3DS's Super Smash Bros. and Miitopia!</p>
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<h1>Why subscribe to Nintendo Switch Online + Legacy Pack when the online servers are still up and most first-party games have already been ported to the Nintendo Switch?</h1>
<p>Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh next question.</p>
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<h1>Is this an April Fools' joke?</h1>
<p>No.
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We've been working closely with Nintendo behind the scenes for quite some time
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, and today's date was chosen completely at random. You can check out Nintendo's announcement in the latest Nintendo Direct here: <a href="https://youtu.be/yPYZpwSpKmA" target="_blank">What you need to know about the new Nintendo Switch Online + Legacy Pack membership plan.</a></p>
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<p id="footnote-1"><sup>1</sup> May require signing your soul over to Nintendo Co., Ltd.</p>
<p id="footnote-2"><sup>2</sup> Excluding costs for other subscriptions required to use the Nintendo Switch Online + Legacy Pack subscription plan. Required subscriptions include but are not limited to: Nintendo Switch Online, Nintendo Switch Online + Expansion Pack, Nintendo Switch Online + Rumble Pak, Nintendo Switch Online + Offline Play Pack, Nintendo Switch Online + Yet Another Port Pack, Nintendo Switch Online + Dr. Kawashima's Brain Training / Brain Age "You Really Liked The Nintendo Wii U Virtual Console Title, So We're Bringing It Back" Pack. Total costs (Excl. Tax) $299.99 billed twice every 2 months.</p>
<p id="footnote-3"><sup>3</sup> Statement not legally binding. Rounding up.</p>
<p id="footnote-4"><sup>4</sup> For legal reasons, that's a joke.
<p id="footnote-5"><sup>5</sup> Pretendo Network is in no way associated with Nintendo Co., Ltd. or any of its subsidiaries.</p>
<p>Nintendo, Nintendo Wii U, Nintendo 3DS, Mario Kart 8, Super Mario Maker, Super Smash Bros., Miitopia, Nintendo Switch, Nintendo Switch Online, Nintendo Switch Online +, Nintendo Switch Online + Expansion Pack, and Rumble Pak are copyrights of Nintendo Co., Ltd. and/or its subsidiaries.<br>Happy April Fools'!</p>
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